If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
He had swine flu