How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.