Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!