Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!