because they all refused to make sandwiches.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
He had carpool tunnel
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Because they keep stepping on the string.
The X-Men
None of them make the sandwiches.
Because they never have any sandwiches.