How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.