What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that