How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.