How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.