What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe