How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.