Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.