Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!