Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.