Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Proportion Jokes More Proportion Jokes

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.