Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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What do you call an angry German?

a sourkraut

What do you call a German who is up themselves?

A deutsche-bag

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.