How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.