How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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How do you call blue cow?

Freak..

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.