How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella