How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.