What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.