What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell