On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
It was legend dairy.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Alarmed.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
