What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.