How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.