How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.