Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

X Jokes More X Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra