Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

X Jokes More X Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!