Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.