Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
They can feel it in their bones.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because they find it insaltine.
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.
