How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.