How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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They're both staples.

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A corn on the cob

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

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Briiiiines...

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.