How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.