How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."