How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!