What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.