What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside