Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.