The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
He kept making rash decisions.
A hug and a little quiche.
