What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.