What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside