What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside