How do really posh dogs send messages?

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.