How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

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The iceeu

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.