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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.