What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What console does god use?

Praystation

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.