What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.