Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name