What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."