What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas