Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation