How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.