How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.