What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.