What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.