How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...