How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar