How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you