How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.