How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!