What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

Wish Foundation Jokes More Wish Foundation Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.