How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.