How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.