Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.