Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What are the two things?

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )