How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

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Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.