How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!