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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Bach Bach Bach Jokes More Bach Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

Caitlyn Jenner Jokes More Caitlyn Jenner Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Reddit Admin Jokes More Reddit Admin Jokes

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.