What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p