What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.