ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Where's pop corn
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
with asparagus...
tep on the brake tupid
Me: *names two of them*
Because he was stuck in denial.
Prankenstein!
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
