ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
He saw a .
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Because he got hit by a truck!
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
A wash and wear wolf
Shucks
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
