How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!