What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!