What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin