What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!