What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".