What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "