Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.