How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.