What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint