What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger