How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry